Frog and Potato - romance prevails

After counselling and consulting their own hearts,

Frog and Potato finally came to accept the elephant in the room.

It helped that the elephant was a marriage celebrant.

And so the happy day came when Frog and Potato...

 ... surrounded by all their freinds and relations (including a small tomato who was a third cousin several times removed on the Potato's side), said ...

"We do".

After the ceremony, frogs and potatoes (and an odd tomato) danced like there was no tomorrow. And completely forgot that once they had been sworn enemies.

Frog could hardly contain his excitment when he kissed his new bride.

Frog and Potato - is it over?

Frog could not bear to see the sadness in Potato's eyes (all of them) and know that he was responsible.

First he vowed to change.

And then he sought professional help.

He found Dr Feline under "Pets as Therapists" in the Yellow Pages.

She had significant experience helping patients emerge from catatonic states.

And was able to help Frog too.

 Potato also sought counselling.

At first she went on her own.

And then she managed to convince Frog they should go to Couples Counselling.

Things were looking up.

to be continued....

Toad in the Hole

The wrong way.....

and the right way.....

Toads in holes must always wear hi-vis vests and use

reflective cones to ensure their safety at all times.

Frog Trivia

It is always an idea to have a good mix in your trivia team...

particularly a sports specialist.

All team members must be willing to take part

in the physical challenges, however difficult.

A bit of research helps

(crib notes aren't cheating, i-Phones are).

Teams with short legs are at a distinct disadvantage in some rounds

Frog and Potato's domestic dispute - consequences

Blogees may remember that we last saw Frog joyriding in a stolen car with some pond-scum pond-mates.

Fear not, gentle reader. 

He damaged only brain and liver cells.

Potato, however, was in despair.

 

She wondered if Frog's love for her was beginning to fade.

She knew she was not like any of his previous girlfriends.

Should she, perhaps, try and change?

Become a Stepford Stepfrog Wife?

Would that make him happy?

to be continued...

Magic

Frogs have long been associated with magic.

So it comes as no surprise to realise that frogs (and their friends and relations)

play an important part in any major spell.



Tour de Frog - Explosive Accusations!

Unconfirmed reports of doping within

the Frogesus team rock the tour!!!

Riders continue to deny the rumours, though it is hard

to ignore the evidence!

Frogs on new blogs

Frogs are getting around.

Some frogs have gone to a new blog. Check it out here: http://keithlyons.wordpress.com/2011/01/24/frogblog-frogs-on-the-move-1/

and here: http://keithlyons.wordpress.com/2011/01/25/frogblog-frogs-on-the-move-2/

Some frogs have all the luck.

Frogspawn

Is it.....

Frogs

Pawn

or

Frogs

Prawn?

Two For Tea

Tea for Two

By the Frogomotos

Picture you upon my.... knee?

(the Frogomotos get a lift into the city,

cleverly camouflaged to avoid paying the fare)

Just tea for two...

And two for tea (or maybe champagne)

Just me for you and you for me

(or egg sandwich for you and macaroons for me)

Just can't you see how happy we will be

(num, num, num, num)

(num, num, num, num..... oh, sorry, I'll continue)

Day will break and I'll awake

and start to eat all the sugary cakes

you will finish with some greens

and I will polish off the cream

Can't you see how happy we would be?

(It's mine, I tell you

No it's not, it's mine, I saw it first

Get off, I'll wrestle you for it......)

The End.

Tour de Frog - Day 1

Day one of this great race sees the froglists hit

the iconic cobblestones

... some harder than others.

Froggobank made an early break

but were quickly reined in by teams Frogesus,

Credit Agri-Tadpole and RadioFrog

Before the second cobbled section of the day ...

resulted in some serious concerns for Radio-Frog

and Froggo-Bank.

(No frogs were hurt in the making of this blog)

Frog and Potato's domestic dispute continues

Frog was outraged.

A pig?

Hah!

(Blogees may recall that after a night on the turps Frog had come home to a scene in which his beloved had called him a pig)

He would show her just how much of a pig he could be.

He rounded up his mates from the pond.

And they set off, hell bent on having a good time.

A car seemed as good a place to start as any.

Toboganning down the bonnet...

Thrill-seeking on the windscreen wipers....

And finally...

Joy riding!

X-Raptor

The rise of the mammal