Day 2 at the Potato Pageant.
And Frog was nervous.
He had been complicit in the elimination of two fine potatoes.
Now only four entrants remain.
Fry, Pontiac, Chip and Mash.
Frog is forced to examine his own consience as well as the sprouting beauties.
First, he considers the blondes.
He eliminates the fast-food twins Chip and Fry, determining that they are just a bit too light and fluffy for their own good.
Next he turns his attention to Ms Pontiac.
She of the genetic modification rumours. Was it true she had once worked for Monsanto? (it was).
Frog wonders, how far will she go to win the pageant?
He's heard a rumour that she's willing to take her coat off.
He checks it out.
Completely true. Ms Pontiac has stripped bare!
Good grief! What will happen next?
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