After hitting the mini-bar fairly heavily, a couple of frogs-on-tour decide it is time to try indoor ski-ing.
What else would you do in the tropics?
They take the toilet roll...
And set up the course.
It does not...
...end well.

My adventure begins at the Penrith Whitewater Stadium.
(Hmm - a stadium made of water. Who knew?)

I sort out my equipment...
And cleverly blend in with my environment.
(Can you see me? Can you? Can you?)
I check out the white water
(it really is white)


This is fine! I don't know what the fuss is about.

Come on in... the water is lovely.
(Hey - Amphibious also means "able to swim", right?)
With thanks to Beth Ross and Sam Lyons.
You can find out more about white water and the people who slalom on it in canoes at http://samlyons.id.au